The KeyMistress wanted to cage me. “Where is it?” She demanded.
” Your cage, what did you think?”
When its not being worn it sometimes stays in my bedside table, sometimes in Hers, and sometimes also in the safe. “Its downstairs”, I said. “Go get, its going on”.
So downstairs I went and retrieved it from where it had been for the last few weeks. I put it on and Lady C went about making sure it was secured. Where was it she asks? It was on the bookcase, behind Tolkein. “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them“.
OK, I know its more than just a cock ring. It has a cage as well, but it definitely rules me and keeps me under control. Mistress thought it was funny.